Listen to me well, human. I have a lifestyle and I stand for it 100%. Some chase balls, others chase cats… I’m after good eats. Life’s too short to reject a snack, and trust me, every bite I take is a bite of pure happiness.
You look at me with that look of surprise, maybe with a little concern. But I want you to know that I’m fine, lying here, relaxing, patiently waiting for some piece of food to fall off the table. There are no coincidences, only opportunities, and I know how to take them. I have understood something many ignore: happiness is enjoying life, one bite at a time.
So no, I don’t regret anything. And if you drop a piece of meat, rest assured I’ll do my duty. Because in the end, a happy dog is a well-fed dog.